This is a movie by korean actress 金雅中 （Kim Ah jung）"美女的烦恼"
about a fat girl on the quest for love and in the midst she discovered....
Here is a short clip of the movie, enjoy~
-Kenneth
Thursday, December 31, 2009
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Love & Onion Heads
All guys...and i mean all guys, no matter whether they are
Young punks who just had their first erection in the morning when they wake up....
Or the old fucks who looks in the mirror and notice their balls are shriveling up like some dried raisin.
They have never been able to understand the 1 single question in LIFE:
What do WOMEN want??
And i really don't blame them, as girls/women tend to think multiple things at one time and they have the tendency of keeping it to themselves instead of sharing it out.
I think guys would be able to understand girls better and a relationship would be much more happier if there was more COMMUNICATION.
Seriously girl, talk to him and tell him how you feel, if he don't give two fucks about it, apparently he is no longer that into it anymore...
If thats the case, i think you should know what to do.
Anyways, this is my collection of onion heads , i love them very much and i hope they cheer you up too.
Weird...they don't move like how they move when i use them as msn emos...and i cannot figure out how to post them in rows instead of single file...but i hope these cute little shits cheer you up~
-Kenneth
Young punks who just had their first erection in the morning when they wake up....
Or the old fucks who looks in the mirror and notice their balls are shriveling up like some dried raisin.
They have never been able to understand the 1 single question in LIFE:
What do WOMEN want??
And i really don't blame them, as girls/women tend to think multiple things at one time and they have the tendency of keeping it to themselves instead of sharing it out.
I think guys would be able to understand girls better and a relationship would be much more happier if there was more COMMUNICATION.
Seriously girl, talk to him and tell him how you feel, if he don't give two fucks about it, apparently he is no longer that into it anymore...
If thats the case, i think you should know what to do.
Anyways, this is my collection of onion heads , i love them very much and i hope they cheer you up too.
Weird...they don't move like how they move when i use them as msn emos...and i cannot figure out how to post them in rows instead of single file...but i hope these cute little shits cheer you up~
-Kenneth
Friday, December 25, 2009
Testing out the new 5530
Trying to see if i would be able to blog using this new handphone,and seriously i must say i am extremely disappointed. Typing is extremely painful and the phone actually hanged twice while i was typing this short little post... I have a feeling that i have just thrown good money down the drain. Very the emo now sigh...
-Kenneth
Thursday, December 24, 2009
Goodbye SE W580i
Today is Christmas eve, and as usual i am spending it alone...the good thing is i don't have to work anymore but it does get a bit boring without anything to do at home.
Went to the handphone shop and bought myself a nice little present
-A Brand New Nokia Express Music 5530 !!
touch screen phone with wi-fi leh, this will probably be the last present i buy for myself using my own money,at least for the next 5-6 years i guess. Traded in my old SE W580i for 170 and paid extra 575 for this phone, a bit sad but old things don't go new things don't come right? hahaha~~~
-Goodbye old SE W580i i will definitely miss you ~~
Wishing everyone that is reading this blog a merry Christmas and a happy new year !!
-Kenneth
Went to the handphone shop and bought myself a nice little present
-A Brand New Nokia Express Music 5530 !!
touch screen phone with wi-fi leh, this will probably be the last present i buy for myself using my own money,at least for the next 5-6 years i guess. Traded in my old SE W580i for 170 and paid extra 575 for this phone, a bit sad but old things don't go new things don't come right? hahaha~~~
-Goodbye old SE W580i i will definitely miss you ~~
Wishing everyone that is reading this blog a merry Christmas and a happy new year !!
-Kenneth
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
Early release due to no motivation
I guess this is the best news that can ever happen, i don't have to serve my full notice all the way to 31st of December. The company seems to notice that i no longer have any motivation to work and decided to let me leave early but still pay me for the full month. YAY !!
Refer to letter below:
Dear Kenneth,
Re: Acceptance of Resignation
We refer to your letter of resignation recieved on 16th December 2009.
The Management has decided to accept your resignation and apprved to waive the notice required. As mutually agreed, your last day of service with the company will be 21st December 2009.
Arrangements will be made to settle the following payments due to you:
1. Salary up to including 31st December 2009
We take this opportunity to thank you for the service you have rendered and to wish you success in all your future endeavours.
Yours sincerely,
Erica Ng, Human Resources Manager.
Great~ now i can relax a few days before i start packing all my craps and prepare to move to singapore.
-Kenneth
Refer to letter below:
Dear Kenneth,
Re: Acceptance of Resignation
We refer to your letter of resignation recieved on 16th December 2009.
The Management has decided to accept your resignation and apprved to waive the notice required. As mutually agreed, your last day of service with the company will be 21st December 2009.
Arrangements will be made to settle the following payments due to you:
1. Salary up to including 31st December 2009
We take this opportunity to thank you for the service you have rendered and to wish you success in all your future endeavours.
Yours sincerely,
Erica Ng, Human Resources Manager.
Great~ now i can relax a few days before i start packing all my craps and prepare to move to singapore.
-Kenneth
Monday, December 21, 2009
Life - Songs - Meanings - Reason
Life, a simple 4 letter word, easy to spell, easy to understand and also very easy to be taken for granted.
Most people especially during hard times, tend to bend and crack easily, but when life is great, people never tend to appreciate it and always take things for granted.
On the way to work and listening to 988 FM, the DJ was mentioning that he received a sms from a lady who had a 8 month old child that died on 2nd of Jan many years ago, and she is feeling very depressed at the moment because the date of her son's death is coming by again and she is even thinking of giving up her life just to be relived of this pain.
The DJ was a very wise guy i must say, the advice he gave to this lady was to think of her other kids and stop punishing them for something that they didn't do, although she lost her 8 month old child, that is a pain that anybody should not have to go thru, but she should look on the bright side, maybe the death of her son was to let her learn how to appreciate her own life and her other kids more instead of just thinking about dying right now.
Right after the DJ gave this advice, he put on a song by Fish Leung 梁静茹 - 呼吸的痛, i think its a really nice song too! There was one part in the song that goes:
想念是会呼吸的痛 它活在我身上所有角落
哼你爱的歌会痛 看你的信会痛 连沉默也痛
遗憾是会呼吸的痛 它流在血液中来回滚动
后悔不贴心会痛 恨不懂你会痛 想见不能见最痛
This is the reason why i like to listen to songs, for example this song to most people would just seem like a heartbreak blue, but listening to this song at different situations, it also carries the meaning that one should appreciate life even though at times life tends to throw all sorts of craps at us, but the only way to find that pot of gold at the other end of the rainbow is to 咬紧牙根，hard times will not last forever.
refer to the Cantonese saying below:
总有一日，龙穿凤，
不会日日，裤穿洞。
sooner or later people will see you as a dragon/phoenix,
not everyday there will be a hole in your pockets.
I hope somebody understands what the crap i am trying to say here
-Kenneth
Most people especially during hard times, tend to bend and crack easily, but when life is great, people never tend to appreciate it and always take things for granted.
On the way to work and listening to 988 FM, the DJ was mentioning that he received a sms from a lady who had a 8 month old child that died on 2nd of Jan many years ago, and she is feeling very depressed at the moment because the date of her son's death is coming by again and she is even thinking of giving up her life just to be relived of this pain.
The DJ was a very wise guy i must say, the advice he gave to this lady was to think of her other kids and stop punishing them for something that they didn't do, although she lost her 8 month old child, that is a pain that anybody should not have to go thru, but she should look on the bright side, maybe the death of her son was to let her learn how to appreciate her own life and her other kids more instead of just thinking about dying right now.
Right after the DJ gave this advice, he put on a song by Fish Leung 梁静茹 - 呼吸的痛, i think its a really nice song too! There was one part in the song that goes:
想念是会呼吸的痛 它活在我身上所有角落
哼你爱的歌会痛 看你的信会痛 连沉默也痛
遗憾是会呼吸的痛 它流在血液中来回滚动
后悔不贴心会痛 恨不懂你会痛 想见不能见最痛
This is the reason why i like to listen to songs, for example this song to most people would just seem like a heartbreak blue, but listening to this song at different situations, it also carries the meaning that one should appreciate life even though at times life tends to throw all sorts of craps at us, but the only way to find that pot of gold at the other end of the rainbow is to 咬紧牙根，hard times will not last forever.
refer to the Cantonese saying below:
总有一日，龙穿凤，
不会日日，裤穿洞。
sooner or later people will see you as a dragon/phoenix,
not everyday there will be a hole in your pockets.
I hope somebody understands what the crap i am trying to say here
-Kenneth
Friday, December 18, 2009
Letter to Santa
Dear Santa,
If by any chance you know how to use blogspot, or even have the simplest knowledge of the internet, please go to www.google.com and type "Blogspot" inside the search box.
Please look for my blog "http://mydiarysally.blogspot.com and read my woes, grant my wish please ~
I have been a very very good boy my these pathetic 24 years, i don't do drugs i don't fuck whores, i admit i have went to clubbing for once but that shouldn't be a big deal, i don't lose money when i gamble, in simpler words :
"I AM BASICALLY WHAT PEOPLE CALL A NO-LIFER!!"
So whats the problem with you seriously ? All i have ever asked from you is to give me someone that can do the below
But all you have ever given me so far are 2 heart-breaks...
GEEZUS !! is it really true that good girls only fall for bad guys? What the hell is wrong with the world and the girls?!?!?!?!?
So for this year, i am making the same fucking wish again, and i damn fucking hope you read this and grant me my wish for once dude....(jesus....santa can be so inefficient)
Gonna kick your butt if i still don't get my wish in 2010 SINCERELY,
-Kenneth
If by any chance you know how to use blogspot, or even have the simplest knowledge of the internet, please go to www.google.com and type "Blogspot" inside the search box.
Please look for my blog "http://mydiarysally.blogspot.com and read my woes, grant my wish please ~
I have been a very very good boy my these pathetic 24 years, i don't do drugs i don't fuck whores, i admit i have went to clubbing for once but that shouldn't be a big deal, i don't lose money when i gamble, in simpler words :
"I AM BASICALLY WHAT PEOPLE CALL A NO-LIFER!!"
So whats the problem with you seriously ? All i have ever asked from you is to give me someone that can do the below
But all you have ever given me so far are 2 heart-breaks...
GEEZUS !! is it really true that good girls only fall for bad guys? What the hell is wrong with the world and the girls?!?!?!?!?
So for this year, i am making the same fucking wish again, and i damn fucking hope you read this and grant me my wish for once dude....(jesus....santa can be so inefficient)
Gonna kick your butt if i still don't get my wish in 2010 SINCERELY,
-Kenneth
Thursday, December 17, 2009
Random Thoughts...
Got sick of my profile picture, so updated to this one instead, hehe
-My favourite character in bleach Gin Ichimaru
Also thinking of changing the name of my blog, but i can't find a way to change it, can anybody be kind enough to leave me a comment as how i can change away the stupid title? My Diary "Sally" sure sounds stupid and gayish....
Seems like my coughing and wheezing is getting better, thank god !! Hopefully its not just a temporary fix, shall continue eating the pills and cough syrup as if they taste like shark fin soup *yuck....*
Going to sleep now, goodnight, er....maybe good morning i guess @@"
-Kenneth
-My favourite character in bleach Gin Ichimaru
Also thinking of changing the name of my blog, but i can't find a way to change it, can anybody be kind enough to leave me a comment as how i can change away the stupid title? My Diary "Sally" sure sounds stupid and gayish....
Seems like my coughing and wheezing is getting better, thank god !! Hopefully its not just a temporary fix, shall continue eating the pills and cough syrup as if they taste like shark fin soup *yuck....*
Going to sleep now, goodnight, er....maybe good morning i guess @@"
-Kenneth
Back To Work Part II
Today is a really sad day, i tendered my resignation today, and it seems that the team leaders are not very happy about it. I really don't blame them, if it was me, i would be very dissapointed with such news as well...like who wouldn't be right?
I do feel guilty about leaving the company, but then again this is my last chance to finally get myself some "Real" qualifications. Weighing the pros and cons together i guess the studying option is definitely more appealing. One cannot have the bear paw and fish at the same time, no matter what choice i make, someone will get dissapointed, so as long as i make a choice i will not regret in future, thats what that matters most.
My last day of work will be on 31st of December, last day of 2009 and a fresh start again in 2010, hopefully everything will work out fine for me in the future.
I am trying to keep the resignation as low profile as possible but it seems that news travels very fast around here, a lot of people seems to know about it already. I hope they don't send me flowers or buy me dinner like what they did for another batchmate who left around 2 weeks ago. I am afraid that i will cry if they do the same thing for me, hahahaha...Don't laugh, i am just a "LITTLE BIT" sentimental...well, maybe too sentimental for a guy...but i think its a good trait to find in a guy right? ^v^
I wonder how life will be once i leave KL and go to Singapore, life in SG is so stressfull and tensed, i really doubt i can fit in...will God walk me thru ?
Sigh.....
-Kenneth
I do feel guilty about leaving the company, but then again this is my last chance to finally get myself some "Real" qualifications. Weighing the pros and cons together i guess the studying option is definitely more appealing. One cannot have the bear paw and fish at the same time, no matter what choice i make, someone will get dissapointed, so as long as i make a choice i will not regret in future, thats what that matters most.
My last day of work will be on 31st of December, last day of 2009 and a fresh start again in 2010, hopefully everything will work out fine for me in the future.
I am trying to keep the resignation as low profile as possible but it seems that news travels very fast around here, a lot of people seems to know about it already. I hope they don't send me flowers or buy me dinner like what they did for another batchmate who left around 2 weeks ago. I am afraid that i will cry if they do the same thing for me, hahahaha...Don't laugh, i am just a "LITTLE BIT" sentimental...well, maybe too sentimental for a guy...but i think its a good trait to find in a guy right? ^v^
I wonder how life will be once i leave KL and go to Singapore, life in SG is so stressfull and tensed, i really doubt i can fit in...will God walk me thru ?
Sigh.....
-Kenneth
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Back To Work Part I
Finally back to work again, i am still feeling very sick today, just went to the doctor again before coming to work, i spent almost 90 RM these 4 days just on seeing doctors alone.
I can hear sounds in my chest when i breath out, i searched on the web, its called wheezing, and most of the websites i looked at mentioned tumor and cancer, it got me really scared....
Friends say i am thinking too much, but this is the year of the Ox, which is the year i am born on. That means i Fan Tai Shui this year and will be very very suay, and i hear people say that you will be at the most SUAY status during the end of the year....
The first doctor i went to gave me some antibiotics and a bottle of expectorant, but it didn't seem to make me better. The only effect was making me extremely sleepy, and seriously i have been sleeping a lot for the past 2 days, luckily the doctor was good enough to give me 2 days of MC, but the medicine is really a waste of my money, 42RM down the drain.
The doctor i saw today was older, i guess older = more experience ? HOPEFULLY....Doctor said that i do not have to worry, its just because i had flu and coughing a few days before the wheezing, which caused my airtube to be spasmed, thats why now i hear the wheezing sounds, should be no problems. She gave me some cough syrup and 2 packets of tablets and ask me to come back again tomorrow to use the air pump? Its going to cost me 10RM for each time i use it, just hope it really works....
I am feeling so drowsy right now, should not have taken the medicine when i was in the LRT just now.....CRAP....
-Kenneth
I can hear sounds in my chest when i breath out, i searched on the web, its called wheezing, and most of the websites i looked at mentioned tumor and cancer, it got me really scared....
Friends say i am thinking too much, but this is the year of the Ox, which is the year i am born on. That means i Fan Tai Shui this year and will be very very suay, and i hear people say that you will be at the most SUAY status during the end of the year....
The first doctor i went to gave me some antibiotics and a bottle of expectorant, but it didn't seem to make me better. The only effect was making me extremely sleepy, and seriously i have been sleeping a lot for the past 2 days, luckily the doctor was good enough to give me 2 days of MC, but the medicine is really a waste of my money, 42RM down the drain.
The doctor i saw today was older, i guess older = more experience ? HOPEFULLY....Doctor said that i do not have to worry, its just because i had flu and coughing a few days before the wheezing, which caused my airtube to be spasmed, thats why now i hear the wheezing sounds, should be no problems. She gave me some cough syrup and 2 packets of tablets and ask me to come back again tomorrow to use the air pump? Its going to cost me 10RM for each time i use it, just hope it really works....
I am feeling so drowsy right now, should not have taken the medicine when i was in the LRT just now.....CRAP....
-Kenneth
Monday, December 14, 2009
Run Fat Boy Run
Man, i sure hate this kind of movies, they make you laugh, and yet they make you cry...
this is a really great movie, do take a look at it.
Its a year 2007 movie, Run Fat Boy Run
The main actor is this guy, don't really know his name -_-...
WATCH IT !!!
-Kenneth
this is a really great movie, do take a look at it.
Its a year 2007 movie, Run Fat Boy Run
The main actor is this guy, don't really know his name -_-...
WATCH IT !!!
-Kenneth
The Trip to City College Part 2
Finally its Friday, woke up early in the morning at 6.40am to get ready, my mum fetched me to the custom, did not managed to get any pictures as i notice that my phone battery dead, i forgot to charge it cause playing the Fatal Frame III my sister bought la...too absorbed in it LOL -_-....
So before we reached the custom, i went to exchange some Singapore currency...and no wonder the goverment finally admits that Malaysia is now even worse then Indonesia. Exchange rate is now 2.42....
Just to get 150 SGD, i had to pay 366RM...argh!! heart pain...
Too bad i couldn't take any pictures, the new custom seriously looks very classy and Singapore is just as beautiful as i once remembered it to be.
Anyways, took a taxi once i cross over to Singapore to get to Bukit Merah, thats where the school is. They informed me that i have to take 2 entrance exams, i half expected it to be very hard, but when i look at the English and Maths entrance exam, i was like WTF?? A primary school student can do this -_-....
After the exam i had to wait till 3pm to go for an interview with the school teachers, i don't think i did so well in the interview cause i can feel that the interviewer is looking down on me, and my ego starts perking up.
Keep on asking me crap questions like whether i would be able to afford my school fees, what my parents are working as, what kind of house i live in, and all sorts of crap....
At one point i got so pissed i told them directly in the face:
Look, i have the fucking time and fucking money, if you don't belive me, come to JB and look at my house, its current market value is at 2.2M - 2.6M RM, this is something you cannot afford, so don't come question me if i can afford my studies or not.
That sure quiet them down...but i have a feeling that i am so not going to get into the school....
Just have to wait till Wednesday to give them a call to check on the application...
-Kenneth
So before we reached the custom, i went to exchange some Singapore currency...and no wonder the goverment finally admits that Malaysia is now even worse then Indonesia. Exchange rate is now 2.42....
Just to get 150 SGD, i had to pay 366RM...argh!! heart pain...
Too bad i couldn't take any pictures, the new custom seriously looks very classy and Singapore is just as beautiful as i once remembered it to be.
Anyways, took a taxi once i cross over to Singapore to get to Bukit Merah, thats where the school is. They informed me that i have to take 2 entrance exams, i half expected it to be very hard, but when i look at the English and Maths entrance exam, i was like WTF?? A primary school student can do this -_-....
After the exam i had to wait till 3pm to go for an interview with the school teachers, i don't think i did so well in the interview cause i can feel that the interviewer is looking down on me, and my ego starts perking up.
Keep on asking me crap questions like whether i would be able to afford my school fees, what my parents are working as, what kind of house i live in, and all sorts of crap....
At one point i got so pissed i told them directly in the face:
Look, i have the fucking time and fucking money, if you don't belive me, come to JB and look at my house, its current market value is at 2.2M - 2.6M RM, this is something you cannot afford, so don't come question me if i can afford my studies or not.
That sure quiet them down...but i have a feeling that i am so not going to get into the school....
Just have to wait till Wednesday to give them a call to check on the application...
-Kenneth
The Trip to City College Part 1
I am still in Emo-Ball mode when i am writing this, my running nose and fever has evolve into chest flame and sore throat...
Anyways, i went into a lot of shit the past few days, suddenly the city college gave me a call and ask me to go for interview on friday, then suddenly my mum called me and say my passport expired, so i had to rush back on wednesday itself to go renew my passport, and it took me freaking 7 hours just to get it done!! GOD FORSAKEN LAND, seriously !!
-went there at 7.30am and still got this kind of shit number:
just waiting for them to reach my number took 5 freaking hours, luckily they don't go for lunch or else that will be another extra hour for me to wait. Cost me 100RM for a 32 page 2 years validity passport, and they told me something...
Due to many people renewing their passports today, you will have to wait 2 hours before you can get your new passport....WTF?
-Finally got my passport done at 2.30pm....
7 hours....bloody bullshit goverment service...
-Kenneth
Anyways, i went into a lot of shit the past few days, suddenly the city college gave me a call and ask me to go for interview on friday, then suddenly my mum called me and say my passport expired, so i had to rush back on wednesday itself to go renew my passport, and it took me freaking 7 hours just to get it done!! GOD FORSAKEN LAND, seriously !!
-went there at 7.30am and still got this kind of shit number:
just waiting for them to reach my number took 5 freaking hours, luckily they don't go for lunch or else that will be another extra hour for me to wait. Cost me 100RM for a 32 page 2 years validity passport, and they told me something...
Due to many people renewing their passports today, you will have to wait 2 hours before you can get your new passport....WTF?
-Finally got my passport done at 2.30pm....
7 hours....bloody bullshit goverment service...
-Kenneth
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Emo-Ball
Finally i am back from JB,
生龙活虎 go JB
病猫 come back to KL
i very the sick now, got a nose very pandai run, and my fever keep coming on and off i wonder is it because i go SG and kena jor H1N1...
Feeling very bad right now...*curls up into a ball of emo*
Will blog about my trip when i get better, now i want to sleep , bye bye
-Kenneth
生龙活虎 go JB
病猫 come back to KL
i very the sick now, got a nose very pandai run, and my fever keep coming on and off i wonder is it because i go SG and kena jor H1N1...
Feeling very bad right now...*curls up into a ball of emo*
Will blog about my trip when i get better, now i want to sleep , bye bye
-Kenneth
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Man of all trades
12:51 am ......7 more hours to go before i finish work, and i am going on 3 days of annual leave, hurray !!! including saturday and sunday i will have a total of 5 days to rest, hurray again !!!
But 5 days not having to work....what should i do....? =(
Sigh....maybe going on leave was not such a good idea after all....
Alright enough sighing and ranting, since i have approximately 7 more hours to go before i end my shift, i guess i will enter another little secret of me in this blog.
As i mentioned in my previous post, my friend Eugene finally got a job, another friend of mine Ziv, which i got to know thru Eugene, (they are roomates)is going for a interview with Stan Chart later on in the morning, if i remember correctly he is going for the post as Mortgage loan officer, something he used to do anyway. Man...maybe i should find myself a bank job again too, i so miss working in a bank where there are so many OLs to look at, but then....the pay does suck though.....=(
So this friend Ziv lied that he is still working for a particular SG company, Stan Chart requested him to provide his previous employment pay-slips, only problem is.....he hasn't been working for like ....forever?
I know i know, its his fault for lying, but hey, we are single guys living in KL okay, and its not easy to find a job in KL, so we need to do all sorts of shits just to surive.Lying that you are still currently employed will indirectly increase your value to the company as they will assume you have the experience needed for the job and would higly consider offering you a pay that is higher then your current salary to pull you over.
The shits single men do to get a job and surive in KL:
- Lie about employment details
- Lie about education history details
- Answer friends reference check calls
- Get best friends to answer your reference check calls
- Forge previous employment details: payslips
- Forge Education history details: diploma, degree...
- Etc, etc~
Anyway, back to the story....
So Ziv requested me to help him forge his payslips, he handed me an original copy of his don't know how many years ago payslips, and i look at it....yeah, it was a piece of cake, but i haven't started working on it cause he mentioned he will only provide it to the company if he gets employed, so whatever la, wait first la ~
Anybody curious why find me to forge instead of all other people? LOL
if you have been reading my blog, you will know i just hold a SPM and i dropped out of college after a year. But in my company records....
I am a:
- SPM 13 straight As
- Diploma in Chemistry and Biology (Distinction)
- Advanced Diploma in Chemistry and Biology (Distinction)
- 1st Class honors degree in Chemistry and Biology
LOL LOL LOL? yeah, i forged everything, i have the photostated copies and even the originals as well, all courtesy of Eugene for borrowing me the originals to let me forge. I will take photos of it one day and post it up.
Actually i am not proud of myself at all, sometimes i feel very dissapointed with myself, if i had taken the initiative to study, i wouldn't have to end up being a forger...so if anybody is readying this, take my advice:
"Study hard when you have the chance!!"
Anyway, i told my mentor from my previous company about this, he used to live in England, and he was amazed, he told me that if i was in England, i would be known as a Man Of All Trades, every company would like to hire me. Geee.... how i wish i am an England citizen....
In malaysia....Man Of All Trades would mean...
Bua Tang Zhui = Half Bucket Water
means what also know a bit la,enough to surive but not enough to be pro -_-.....
Man of All Trades Comic
*please note that these comic strips do not belong to me, all credits to "Got Silicon?" blog author*
But 5 days not having to work....what should i do....? =(
Sigh....maybe going on leave was not such a good idea after all....
Alright enough sighing and ranting, since i have approximately 7 more hours to go before i end my shift, i guess i will enter another little secret of me in this blog.
As i mentioned in my previous post, my friend Eugene finally got a job, another friend of mine Ziv, which i got to know thru Eugene, (they are roomates)is going for a interview with Stan Chart later on in the morning, if i remember correctly he is going for the post as Mortgage loan officer, something he used to do anyway. Man...maybe i should find myself a bank job again too, i so miss working in a bank where there are so many OLs to look at, but then....the pay does suck though.....=(
So this friend Ziv lied that he is still working for a particular SG company, Stan Chart requested him to provide his previous employment pay-slips, only problem is.....he hasn't been working for like ....forever?
I know i know, its his fault for lying, but hey, we are single guys living in KL okay, and its not easy to find a job in KL, so we need to do all sorts of shits just to surive.Lying that you are still currently employed will indirectly increase your value to the company as they will assume you have the experience needed for the job and would higly consider offering you a pay that is higher then your current salary to pull you over.
The shits single men do to get a job and surive in KL:
- Lie about employment details
- Lie about education history details
- Answer friends reference check calls
- Get best friends to answer your reference check calls
- Forge previous employment details: payslips
- Forge Education history details: diploma, degree...
- Etc, etc~
Anyway, back to the story....
So Ziv requested me to help him forge his payslips, he handed me an original copy of his don't know how many years ago payslips, and i look at it....yeah, it was a piece of cake, but i haven't started working on it cause he mentioned he will only provide it to the company if he gets employed, so whatever la, wait first la ~
Anybody curious why find me to forge instead of all other people? LOL
if you have been reading my blog, you will know i just hold a SPM and i dropped out of college after a year. But in my company records....
I am a:
- SPM 13 straight As
- Diploma in Chemistry and Biology (Distinction)
- Advanced Diploma in Chemistry and Biology (Distinction)
- 1st Class honors degree in Chemistry and Biology
LOL LOL LOL? yeah, i forged everything, i have the photostated copies and even the originals as well, all courtesy of Eugene for borrowing me the originals to let me forge. I will take photos of it one day and post it up.
Actually i am not proud of myself at all, sometimes i feel very dissapointed with myself, if i had taken the initiative to study, i wouldn't have to end up being a forger...so if anybody is readying this, take my advice:
"Study hard when you have the chance!!"
Anyway, i told my mentor from my previous company about this, he used to live in England, and he was amazed, he told me that if i was in England, i would be known as a Man Of All Trades, every company would like to hire me. Geee.... how i wish i am an England citizen....
In malaysia....Man Of All Trades would mean...
Bua Tang Zhui = Half Bucket Water
means what also know a bit la,enough to surive but not enough to be pro -_-.....
Man of All Trades Comic
*please note that these comic strips do not belong to me, all credits to "Got Silicon?" blog author*
Congrats to newly appointed PFC
I am so happy for my friend Eugene, he finally found a job and started working again today after a long period of un-employment, life in KL is getting pretty bad nowadays, even a degree holder cannot get a proper job but goddess of luck must finally be smiling at him again, cause he finally got a job he was interested in.
PFC - Personal Finiancial Consultant
I just hope that this job will suit him well, there are a lot challenges in this job, he has to handle all sorts of bank products, he will need to tune up his selling skills and he will prolly need to get his own transport soon...I hope the bank don't overwork him too much, knowing how Hong Leong Bank operates....i just shudder at the thought of it....
Yeah, we are both ex-HLB colleagues....and HLB is seriously one hell of a cheapo bank, to its employees i mean, but the service to the customer is definitely one of the best. *PROUD*
Buying a car in KL is definitely stupid in my point of view. If i had the money i'd rather invest it on a property first. But then his job would require him to travel around a lot, so hopefully he can pay of the balance trasfer debts he borrowed earlier to surive his un-employment period soon, and get a SLK to drive around.
SLK = Small Little Kancil and not the big shot Mercedes SLK lol
Once again~ CONGRATS Eugene, and may the goddess of luck keep smiling on you !
PFC - Personal Finiancial Consultant
I just hope that this job will suit him well, there are a lot challenges in this job, he has to handle all sorts of bank products, he will need to tune up his selling skills and he will prolly need to get his own transport soon...I hope the bank don't overwork him too much, knowing how Hong Leong Bank operates....i just shudder at the thought of it....
Yeah, we are both ex-HLB colleagues....and HLB is seriously one hell of a cheapo bank, to its employees i mean, but the service to the customer is definitely one of the best. *PROUD*
Buying a car in KL is definitely stupid in my point of view. If i had the money i'd rather invest it on a property first. But then his job would require him to travel around a lot, so hopefully he can pay of the balance trasfer debts he borrowed earlier to surive his un-employment period soon, and get a SLK to drive around.
SLK = Small Little Kancil and not the big shot Mercedes SLK lol
Once again~ CONGRATS Eugene, and may the goddess of luck keep smiling on you !
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Fall in love again
Crap!! my computer crashed just when i pressed the stupid "Publish Post" Arrrggh!!! now i have to rewrite the whole thing all over again....
haha, nevermind, since i have 2 more hours to go before my shift ends, so yeah i have all the time i need, just need to remember to press CTRL + A and CTRL + C this time so that i do not have to rewrite the whole post again.
As i wrote in my post the first time:
A job is similiar to a marriage and let me explain to you why
A person gets married because he is deeply in love and wishes to spend his entire life with him/her. But nowadays the divorce rate is just so high, mainly because people forget how to "Fall In Love Again"
At the start of a marriage, the relationship is full with romance, care, love, and not to forget "LUST" on the first stage of a marriage, couples just can't get enough of each other, they will fuck all the time, and when i say fuck, i mean literally fuck their brains out. But as time goes on, the sex life goes from multiple times a day to once in 3 days....once in a week.....once in a month and sooner or later they just can't be bothered to even have a simple goodnight kiss.
The once romance filled marriage is now full of complains and fustrations, couples will start having the below conversation....
Wife: "You know, i was an idiot when i agreed to marry you!!"
Husband: " Yeah i know, but i was too deeply in love to notice it back then!!"
OR....
Wife looking at some popular actor: "I am so sick of your fat flabby stomach, why can't you just have 6 packs like so and so has?"
Husband : "I didn't have 6 packs when i married you , so whats the big deal now? your breasts are all saggy now and you don't hear me complain do you?"
So.....where has all the love gone to?
The same thing can happen to your job as well, at the start of the job, i feel so enthuastic about it, i try to get the best scores, i try to outshine all my peers, i try to make sure my employers do not regret hiring me.
But as time goes on, things started to get pretty downhill, i start to feel the job is too easy and boring, i got sick of the incompetent peers around me, i get sick of answering calls and answering the same ol' stupid question on a daily basis.
Right before i write this post, i was having a fit, i started to answer calls rudely, pushing the customers just because they are too slow and they are fucking eating up on my AHT. I was fighting within myself, it felt as if Satans's armies were fighting with God's armies. But thankfully the good side of me managed to win and i regained control of myself. I even came up with a conclusion just like how the buddha sat under a tree and understood about life, old, sick and death.
But unlike Buddha, the conclusion i came up is not so complicated.
"The only effective way to keep a marriage and a job is to keep on falling in love again and again"
Now that i have this conclusion, i found a reason to fall in love with my job again, the salary that i am getting here is something that other companies cannot offer. I guess that will be sufficient for now....
I know this is not a very good reason .....but all is good for now, i will just try to find another reason to fall in love with the job again the next time i get sick and tired of the job.
If anybody else is having problems with their marriage or job, i do advice that you try my method, find a reason to "Fall In Love Again" , i hope it works for you too !
-Kenneth
haha, nevermind, since i have 2 more hours to go before my shift ends, so yeah i have all the time i need, just need to remember to press CTRL + A and CTRL + C this time so that i do not have to rewrite the whole post again.
As i wrote in my post the first time:
A job is similiar to a marriage and let me explain to you why
A person gets married because he is deeply in love and wishes to spend his entire life with him/her. But nowadays the divorce rate is just so high, mainly because people forget how to "Fall In Love Again"
At the start of a marriage, the relationship is full with romance, care, love, and not to forget "LUST" on the first stage of a marriage, couples just can't get enough of each other, they will fuck all the time, and when i say fuck, i mean literally fuck their brains out. But as time goes on, the sex life goes from multiple times a day to once in 3 days....once in a week.....once in a month and sooner or later they just can't be bothered to even have a simple goodnight kiss.
The once romance filled marriage is now full of complains and fustrations, couples will start having the below conversation....
Wife: "You know, i was an idiot when i agreed to marry you!!"
Husband: " Yeah i know, but i was too deeply in love to notice it back then!!"
OR....
Wife looking at some popular actor: "I am so sick of your fat flabby stomach, why can't you just have 6 packs like so and so has?"
Husband : "I didn't have 6 packs when i married you , so whats the big deal now? your breasts are all saggy now and you don't hear me complain do you?"
So.....where has all the love gone to?
The same thing can happen to your job as well, at the start of the job, i feel so enthuastic about it, i try to get the best scores, i try to outshine all my peers, i try to make sure my employers do not regret hiring me.
But as time goes on, things started to get pretty downhill, i start to feel the job is too easy and boring, i got sick of the incompetent peers around me, i get sick of answering calls and answering the same ol' stupid question on a daily basis.
Right before i write this post, i was having a fit, i started to answer calls rudely, pushing the customers just because they are too slow and they are fucking eating up on my AHT. I was fighting within myself, it felt as if Satans's armies were fighting with God's armies. But thankfully the good side of me managed to win and i regained control of myself. I even came up with a conclusion just like how the buddha sat under a tree and understood about life, old, sick and death.
But unlike Buddha, the conclusion i came up is not so complicated.
"The only effective way to keep a marriage and a job is to keep on falling in love again and again"
Now that i have this conclusion, i found a reason to fall in love with my job again, the salary that i am getting here is something that other companies cannot offer. I guess that will be sufficient for now....
I know this is not a very good reason .....but all is good for now, i will just try to find another reason to fall in love with the job again the next time i get sick and tired of the job.
If anybody else is having problems with their marriage or job, i do advice that you try my method, find a reason to "Fall In Love Again" , i hope it works for you too !
-Kenneth
Monday, December 7, 2009
City College in SG
Playing Maple Story halfway and suddenly my phone rang, look and saw "Private Number"
I half expected who it will be already, and true enough, its my god-father.
Haven't really spoke to him for quite some time and it feels good to know that someone actually still cares for you.
As usual we talk about some dialy thingies, while i fiddeled with my maple story character. Sometimes i really feel i should be born a woman, my ability to multi-task is just.... Overwhelming.
But then a topic came up which made me press the ESC button my keyboard, i wasn't so interested in maple story, and my account got hacked anyway.
City College, my god-father mentioned and asked me whether i would be happy to go back to school again. I opened up Mr Google and searched for this college, and everything seems good, but when i saw the price....18k SGD for 2 years in that college and i went "WTF?" there was no way i can afford that kind of money.
Father said he would be willing to pay that money for me, but he wants me to make sure that i really want to study, or else i would not only waste his money but also dissapoint him badly.
What can i say? I have been working for 5 years now and i realised what kind of disadvantage i can be in if i do not have a high education background. All these years the only jobs i can find is the customer service line which is totally not what i want to do for the rest of my life.
Sometimes the saying is really correct, "A person will always think the grass further up is greener" I guess thats human nature, we never learn to appreciate what we have in hand and always think how things would be better if we did this or did that.
Thats exactly what i did with my life, i had a chance to study and i didn't appreciate it, i had my mind in enjoying rather then studying, i dropped out of college after a year and went on to work. I remember my mum who is not on good terms with me once offered to give me another chance to study in Southern College but the catch is i have to stay at home with her so that she can managed how i study i and pushed her away. I feel so stupid now i think back about it....
Now this chance once again pops up in front of me, but i am afraid to take it... Why? My friends asked me, and seriously i do not know how to put my thoughts into words.
You see, i have been working for so long, 5 years almost 6 years now, its been so long since i dumped my school bag, what is the percentage of me succeeding in my studies if i go back to school now?
The next thing that is troubling me is the fact that all these years i have been working, but i do not even have a single cent of savings in the bank, instead what i have is debts and more debts on my credit card. You may think its because i do not know how to manage myself finiancially, and yes i admit thats partially the problem, but i think the main problem is because i live alone, i have to pay for the rent, my food, my ciggarettes, my transport fees and all sort of crap, and looking at my pay these past 5 years...its just merely enough for me to surive so we can forget talking about savings.
So if i go back to studying now, what are my chances of successing? and who is going to help me pay off my credit card debts?
I am very fustrated right now, not knowing what option i should choose...Oh and there is still 1 more problem, even if i do decide to take up the offer to go back to school, i have to sit for an entrance exam and interview and even then i still wouldn't know if i am going to get into the school.
I don't know if i can handle that dissapointment...
Sigh....if anybody is reading this ranting blog of mine, i hope you guys learn something from my past experience.
"When a chance comes and knocks on your door, take advantage of the opportunity immediately and do not procastinate."
- Kenneth
I half expected who it will be already, and true enough, its my god-father.
Haven't really spoke to him for quite some time and it feels good to know that someone actually still cares for you.
As usual we talk about some dialy thingies, while i fiddeled with my maple story character. Sometimes i really feel i should be born a woman, my ability to multi-task is just.... Overwhelming.
But then a topic came up which made me press the ESC button my keyboard, i wasn't so interested in maple story, and my account got hacked anyway.
City College, my god-father mentioned and asked me whether i would be happy to go back to school again. I opened up Mr Google and searched for this college, and everything seems good, but when i saw the price....18k SGD for 2 years in that college and i went "WTF?" there was no way i can afford that kind of money.
Father said he would be willing to pay that money for me, but he wants me to make sure that i really want to study, or else i would not only waste his money but also dissapoint him badly.
What can i say? I have been working for 5 years now and i realised what kind of disadvantage i can be in if i do not have a high education background. All these years the only jobs i can find is the customer service line which is totally not what i want to do for the rest of my life.
Sometimes the saying is really correct, "A person will always think the grass further up is greener" I guess thats human nature, we never learn to appreciate what we have in hand and always think how things would be better if we did this or did that.
Thats exactly what i did with my life, i had a chance to study and i didn't appreciate it, i had my mind in enjoying rather then studying, i dropped out of college after a year and went on to work. I remember my mum who is not on good terms with me once offered to give me another chance to study in Southern College but the catch is i have to stay at home with her so that she can managed how i study i and pushed her away. I feel so stupid now i think back about it....
Now this chance once again pops up in front of me, but i am afraid to take it... Why? My friends asked me, and seriously i do not know how to put my thoughts into words.
You see, i have been working for so long, 5 years almost 6 years now, its been so long since i dumped my school bag, what is the percentage of me succeeding in my studies if i go back to school now?
The next thing that is troubling me is the fact that all these years i have been working, but i do not even have a single cent of savings in the bank, instead what i have is debts and more debts on my credit card. You may think its because i do not know how to manage myself finiancially, and yes i admit thats partially the problem, but i think the main problem is because i live alone, i have to pay for the rent, my food, my ciggarettes, my transport fees and all sort of crap, and looking at my pay these past 5 years...its just merely enough for me to surive so we can forget talking about savings.
So if i go back to studying now, what are my chances of successing? and who is going to help me pay off my credit card debts?
I am very fustrated right now, not knowing what option i should choose...Oh and there is still 1 more problem, even if i do decide to take up the offer to go back to school, i have to sit for an entrance exam and interview and even then i still wouldn't know if i am going to get into the school.
I don't know if i can handle that dissapointment...
Sigh....if anybody is reading this ranting blog of mine, i hope you guys learn something from my past experience.
"When a chance comes and knocks on your door, take advantage of the opportunity immediately and do not procastinate."
- Kenneth
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Happy B'day Chole !!
Phew, just came back from lunch and suddenly i feel like i have to do more then leaving a simple b'day note for my cute little blogger friend.
(just in case you people are interested to know which cute little blogger friend i am reffering to. Please visit http://angelsbewithyou.blogspot.com)
so i did this :
Yeah i know i am very Mr El.Cheapo for not being able to afford a better b'day gift
*hungs head in shame*
But Hey !! 礼轻情意重 ok !
anyways, Happy B'day Chole wish you have many happy returns of the day, and may u look as young as 18 every year.
-Kenneth
(just in case you people are interested to know which cute little blogger friend i am reffering to. Please visit http://angelsbewithyou.blogspot.com)
so i did this :
Yeah i know i am very Mr El.Cheapo for not being able to afford a better b'day gift
*hungs head in shame*
But Hey !! 礼轻情意重 ok !
anyways, Happy B'day Chole wish you have many happy returns of the day, and may u look as young as 18 every year.
-Kenneth
Its a Sunday !!
Yeah !! finally its the weekends where i don't have to work, although Saturday is also a weekend but seriously, i finish work at 8am Saturday morning, come back home, bath, breakfast and sleep~ By the time i wake up its already 12 am -_-....
So Sunday is now officially my ONLY weekend where i have time to do craps that i don't have time to do on the weekdays.
I decided to post up my picture to the blog so that those who read it can have an idea how i look like ~ but let me warn you, if you have just ate or you are below 18, please do not scroll down anymore, the image might be your worst nightmare ~
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !
LoL, not really going to be able to see my face, i took this picture in my office using the glass window. I think its very artistic, can see the beautiful night lights outside and at the same time can capture a shadowy hue of my outlook.
And yes, looking at the picture i am indeed very fat, I am such an honest guy~
Alright, i guess that will be all for now, gotta go enjoy my Sunday while it lasts...
Ciaoz !
-Kenneth
So Sunday is now officially my ONLY weekend where i have time to do craps that i don't have time to do on the weekdays.
I decided to post up my picture to the blog so that those who read it can have an idea how i look like ~ but let me warn you, if you have just ate or you are below 18, please do not scroll down anymore, the image might be your worst nightmare ~
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YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED !
LoL, not really going to be able to see my face, i took this picture in my office using the glass window. I think its very artistic, can see the beautiful night lights outside and at the same time can capture a shadowy hue of my outlook.
And yes, looking at the picture i am indeed very fat, I am such an honest guy~
Alright, i guess that will be all for now, gotta go enjoy my Sunday while it lasts...
Ciaoz !
-Kenneth
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Introduction to myself
I have been reading many people's blog this few days and I suddenly feel motivated to create my own blog as well. I have to admit that this is not my first blog, i remember creating 2 blogs in the past and left it to rot after entering the first post, but this time I am pretty serious about it, after reading a blog "ThatGirlCynthia":
I quote:
"Although most of the things I post here are mainly crap but it always feel good to read back and relish the moments especially one day when i grow old or suffer from memory loss"
Since this is my first post, I guess I will start by introducing myself....so here goes~
- Currently 24 years old
- Born on 13th May 1985
- Likes to eat, sleep, play online games
- Basically has no life and limited amount of friends due to the reason I have 0 socialising/communication skills
- Currently single due to the the above reason
- Does not own a car, do not own a house, and don't even have 1k cash money in the bank the easier defination to describe myself would be "Poor Bastard"
- Reason i wanted to start a blog is credits to all the people's blogs i have read, and i think that this blog will be a very good proof to show Mr Archangel Gabriel the gatekeeper "Hey I am not such a bad guy after all, and i deserve to be in Heaven!" muahahahaha
Erh.....i think that will be all i have to write for now since i really cannot think of anything good to write about myself , pretty pathetic that i cannot even think of 1 single good thing about myself huh? *long sigh*.......
But hey ! this is my diary and i am supposed to be loyal and true to it right? lol
Guess I will sign off for now, don't want my boss to catch me writing my blog during work, and yes I work during night time in a call centre, another *long sigh*.......
- Kenneth
I quote:
"Although most of the things I post here are mainly crap but it always feel good to read back and relish the moments especially one day when i grow old or suffer from memory loss"
Since this is my first post, I guess I will start by introducing myself....so here goes~
- Currently 24 years old
- Born on 13th May 1985
- Likes to eat, sleep, play online games
- Basically has no life and limited amount of friends due to the reason I have 0 socialising/communication skills
- Currently single due to the the above reason
- Does not own a car, do not own a house, and don't even have 1k cash money in the bank the easier defination to describe myself would be "Poor Bastard"
- Reason i wanted to start a blog is credits to all the people's blogs i have read, and i think that this blog will be a very good proof to show Mr Archangel Gabriel the gatekeeper "Hey I am not such a bad guy after all, and i deserve to be in Heaven!" muahahahaha
Erh.....i think that will be all i have to write for now since i really cannot think of anything good to write about myself , pretty pathetic that i cannot even think of 1 single good thing about myself huh? *long sigh*.......
But hey ! this is my diary and i am supposed to be loyal and true to it right? lol
Guess I will sign off for now, don't want my boss to catch me writing my blog during work, and yes I work during night time in a call centre, another *long sigh*.......
- Kenneth
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