But 5 days not having to work....what should i do....? =(
Sigh....maybe going on leave was not such a good idea after all....
Alright enough sighing and ranting, since i have approximately 7 more hours to go before i end my shift, i guess i will enter another little secret of me in this blog.
As i mentioned in my previous post, my friend Eugene finally got a job, another friend of mine Ziv, which i got to know thru Eugene, (they are roomates)is going for a interview with Stan Chart later on in the morning, if i remember correctly he is going for the post as Mortgage loan officer, something he used to do anyway. Man...maybe i should find myself a bank job again too, i so miss working in a bank where there are so many OLs to look at, but then....the pay does suck though.....=(
So this friend Ziv lied that he is still working for a particular SG company, Stan Chart requested him to provide his previous employment pay-slips, only problem is.....he hasn't been working for like ....forever?
I know i know, its his fault for lying, but hey, we are single guys living in KL okay, and its not easy to find a job in KL, so we need to do all sorts of shits just to surive.Lying that you are still currently employed will indirectly increase your value to the company as they will assume you have the experience needed for the job and would higly consider offering you a pay that is higher then your current salary to pull you over.
The shits single men do to get a job and surive in KL:
- Lie about employment details
- Lie about education history details
- Answer friends reference check calls
- Get best friends to answer your reference check calls
- Forge previous employment details: payslips
- Forge Education history details: diploma, degree...
- Etc, etc~
Anyway, back to the story....
So Ziv requested me to help him forge his payslips, he handed me an original copy of his don't know how many years ago payslips, and i look at it....yeah, it was a piece of cake, but i haven't started working on it cause he mentioned he will only provide it to the company if he gets employed, so whatever la, wait first la ~
Anybody curious why find me to forge instead of all other people? LOL
if you have been reading my blog, you will know i just hold a SPM and i dropped out of college after a year. But in my company records....
I am a:
- SPM 13 straight As
- Diploma in Chemistry and Biology (Distinction)
- Advanced Diploma in Chemistry and Biology (Distinction)
- 1st Class honors degree in Chemistry and Biology
LOL LOL LOL? yeah, i forged everything, i have the photostated copies and even the originals as well, all courtesy of Eugene for borrowing me the originals to let me forge. I will take photos of it one day and post it up.
Actually i am not proud of myself at all, sometimes i feel very dissapointed with myself, if i had taken the initiative to study, i wouldn't have to end up being a forger...so if anybody is readying this, take my advice:
"Study hard when you have the chance!!"
Anyway, i told my mentor from my previous company about this, he used to live in England, and he was amazed, he told me that if i was in England, i would be known as a Man Of All Trades, every company would like to hire me. Geee.... how i wish i am an England citizen....
In malaysia....Man Of All Trades would mean...
Bua Tang Zhui = Half Bucket Water
means what also know a bit la,enough to surive but not enough to be pro -_-.....
Man of All Trades Comic
*please note that these comic strips do not belong to me, all credits to "Got Silicon?" blog author*
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